U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
I love this company already.
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
This tweet was the most beautiful I’ve ever read.
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
I wish I could illegally download clothes
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*